Fishing boat catches dog in North Sea

FISHERMEN were stunned when they caught a DOG

nearly a mile out to sea.
Cairn terrier Freddie blundered into the water after getting lost in fog while out for a walk with his owner Jean Brigstock.

A SMALL British rugby club is taking on New Zealand — over the name All Blacks.

Launceston, known as the Cornish All Blacks, have applied to the Patent Office to register the name as a trademark in their area.
But their namesakes — famed worldwide for their black kit and their pre-match haka dance — are trying to kick the bid into touch.

NEWSPAPER FAKES FISH PHOTO!!!!

5 - 1

ENGLAND 5 GERMANY 1

NUFF SAID lol

Rory Gallagher & Frankie Miller - Walking The Dog (Live '79)

Rory Gallager at his best!!!!!

Ya have to laugh at these guitar/guitar players progs on T.V. lately. No mentions of the "G" Man at all....................
.......................PROBABLY HAVING HIS OWN SHOW!!!!!

Ringo Starr Peace and Love Update

Ringo Starr Peace and Love Update

Guiness World Record for most T-Shirts worn at one time.

Its a shame they're not all ours

Carpe Deum (Seize The Day)

© Copyright 2007 Micky (UN: djracinggirl at Writing.Com)
All rights reserved.

Take control,

Seize the day,

Don’t let the world

Get you down.

Stand up
For what you believe in,

The good,

Not the bad.

Be a leader,

But know when to follow.

Speak up,

But don’t forget to listen.

Do your task,

But don’t be afraid to ask your help.

Celebrate when the job is complete,

But make sure to congratulate your team.

Seize the day.

London Olympics 2012

You’ve been showing your annoyance / dislike / shock about the launch for London’s 2012 logo. This is our take on it.....

The Shit Creek Paddle for sale!!!!

UP SHiT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE?
Here it is - your search is over for the elusive "SHiT CREEK Paddle".
Made by internationally acclaimed sculptor Terry Brown.
The paddle is hand made in finest English pewter with wood grain detailing.
It measures 70mm in length.
There is a blank plate for engraving your own SHiT CREEK on the back of both Key ring and Badge.
The key ring comes with a caribina clip to secure it.
Each has a predatory "Bite Mark", just to warn you your journey back from SHiT CREEK could still be through troubled waters.
GET YOURS NOW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'LL NEED IT.

LOOKS LIKE I'M UP SHIT CREEK AGAIN

By Tom Waits

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o0YOKDf3Xgc

Well the sun came in my window Wednesday morning
And your love was like the golden rays again
Now I'm lying here on a Thursday, and you're lovin someone new
And it looks like I'm up shit creek again
And I can't help thinking of your lovin ways
And I cried a quart of tears since you've been gone
And I can't face the morning by myself love
And it looks like I'm up shit creek again
Since you've been gone, I cry all the time
And I cannot stand leavin you behind
So I'll pull myself together, And I'll dry away my tears
But the morning light has brought back memories
And I can't face the morning by myself love
And it looks like I'm up shit creek again
So I'm out a walkin on this dusty highway
Cause you've given me no reason for to stay
And I'll walk until I've found someone who loves me not in vain
And it looks like I'm up shit creek again
And it looks like I'm up shit creek again

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Just who is Jack Shit?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit.Awe Shit, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deap Shit and Dip Shit.Against her parents' objections, Deap Shit married her cousin Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit divorced.Noe Shit later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shit Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Loda Shit, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Shit.Two of the other six children, Fulla Shit and Giva Shit, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Shit-Happens nuptials.The Shit-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Shit.Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Shit," you can correct them.Also hear it here.... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QhETObVI10w

Up Shit Creek Without a Paddle:

• To be in deep trouble with no solution. (It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with no paddle."
  There he was with two nickel bags and the narcs at the door. He knew he was up shit creek without a paddle.
• To be in a bad situation which is either slowly or rapidly getting worse with no evident way out. Should you be armed with a paddle, you still, typically, have a slow long recovery. As soon as the principal saw the smirnoff bottle in my hand, I knew that I was "up shit creek"
• To be in an undesirable place, or to be in trouble. A contraction of "Up shit creek without a paddle." It can be made to define even more extreme circumstances by adding the suffix "with the repo men on the shore waiting for the boat"
  "I was up Shit Creek without a paddle, and the repo men were waiting on the shore for the boat."